Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Guess what What

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this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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mikey is cute

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BIG MAC'S

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here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

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What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

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Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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