- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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