What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Robin get in the batmobile!

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

what did the guy do at the funeral? cry because his wife died

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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