Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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