- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

retard

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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