- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did michael jackson write black or white he didnt want black people to copy him

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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