- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Eric is gay Ha

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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