- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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