Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

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A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

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Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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No soap radio

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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