Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

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Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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