Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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why did the little boy cry about his dog, it was hit by a train.

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Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

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Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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What stops a train? A missile

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Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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