- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

I literally died laughing

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Christ is a conspiracy

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Did nims chinnie? Fins.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

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