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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attempting to get back to his farm.

How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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