- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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