Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

A American seeking into mexico

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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