Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

knock knock no no you go now i clean

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

Yo Mama just died.

Q-if you are what you eat ,does that make you cannibal? A- yes

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

one stop shop

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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