- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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don't just stand there

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

anti jokes are really funny

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Kys

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

what do you call when a penis is inside a vagina? sex

Nickelback

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

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