A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

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Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

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What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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roses are red, violates are blue, you left me for David, I am about to kill you *bam* *bam**bam*

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

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Yeah I am sure nobody understood that one... Just be careful in the future. Besides you are supposed to link your "Moral" to the Solvemedia, I suggest you do not post, until you understand things further, I only suggest, but you know that if you become exposed or a threat towards outstanding forces, you become a threat to us all, to our and your fundation, this will not be tolerated unless your desire is to destroy your on fundation, if so, you risk that the desire of the entire fundation, is to destroy you, something which I of course will allow, as I am the leader, not the boss, I do not create nor enforce rules, only guidelines. Moral the friendly neighborhood R*pist: "being new, is no excuse to risk exposing shadows to the light"

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What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

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A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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TOP KEK

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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