There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Kameron Brown is gay.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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And you honored it I see :P

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I have aids

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