- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Whay lawrence pearson ir r8 gay

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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