- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

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