- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Nah

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

A child walks into a classroom.

WNBA

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

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