How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

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- Pete and Repeat are in a boat. Repeat falls off, who's left? - Pete? - F**k yes.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Matthew Baker

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

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How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

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Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

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hey justin

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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