A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

A boy walk in. What did you think I was gonna add "into a bar"? Also, boys under the age of 21 aren't allowed to drink.

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

"Where's your mom?' "She died last night. . ."

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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