Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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"This is the best of all possible anti-jokes," said Pangloss.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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You know whats funny Aids

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

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Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

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I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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