two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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