What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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