Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

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Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

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what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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