roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

What do you get when you cross an orange with a gerbil? A mailbox that lights up when you open it

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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