so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

What do u call a cripple Biv

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

Christ is a conspiracy

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

How do you get Vladamir Putin to smile? You tickle him.

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