Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

A American seeking into mexico

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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