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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Can midgets still have big dreams?

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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