One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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- Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - KGB wh........... *slap* - vwe vwill ask the questions!!!!!!! - Knock Knock!! - whos there? - KGB - Mom the KGB is here again....... - i dont care just answer the damn door - 5 seconds later nobody answers the door....... u here a crash and all of a sudden big men run in with guns - one comes over and slaps the mother while he continues to say " the KGB vwill vwait for no one!!!!!" - every body in the house is shot and and the KGB goees on to tlive normal lives........ for the KGB

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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