How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

the power to turn magnetism into light

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

Why didn't Suzie answer her mother? Suzie has a serious condition where she is mute and also severely deaf.

Relax, anyway I hope its just the not not hypnotic suggestion, it would be really disappointing to to know that you are high on weed, even if it is very relaxing, not that I would know, I tried valium once, it kinda increased that sensation you have tenfold. Anyway, what I meant to say was, would you kindly tell me what size your breasts are? Do you shave down there?

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Heskey time.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They then proceed to bake into tasty pastries which are then eaten for snacks or maybe a light breakfast.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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