what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Jake. Walsh.

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