- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

outside your comfort zone

a dyslexic man walked his god.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

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