- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fine, ladies first.

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

What happen when Sarah made but her nose in other people's business? Her vagina got set on fire by cole and derrek shoved your head up his ass!

A Mormon walks into a bar.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

CAVE JOHNSON.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Two men meet at an office. One man says "why the long face?" Then other man says "I just had plastic surgery."

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

So these two girls have a cup .

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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