why did the zebra cross the road?

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Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

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Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

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why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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Neil is a reterd.

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What happened after the lawer jumped off the bridge? His family mourned his loss for years.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man nothing. Because It's a duck.

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this last joke was a correction to the other one

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

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Anti Joke

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