Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

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mental kid

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What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

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Mooses

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

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what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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