- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

A woman is carried out of a bar.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Badabing.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

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