- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

Why do you want to know? And what did the censor get? Okay okay you are not boring nor stale nor anything, please increase the effect of this thing, its not working very well when I try to.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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