Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

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Pigachu is a Porkemon.

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

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A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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