Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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