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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Remember when the new jokes on this sight actually used to be funny?

Knock knock Who's there The police The police who? Ma'am your son is dead

An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

Q: How do you give a frigid woman an orgasm? A: By making her come.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put my dick in your ass

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