Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

A seal walks into a club.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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