- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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