What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

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what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

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what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

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What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

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Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

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A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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