Lil Wayne

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Sloths

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

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whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

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A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

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Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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Sex education in Texas.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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