Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

okay so theres this guy.

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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