- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

Two men walk into a bedroom. Did I mention they were gay?

What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

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