A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

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What did Bambi say to her mother when her mother was killed? Nothing. Bambi's a deer. Duh.

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hey i jut met u, and i have alzeihmer, cheese and toast

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team? They do, they just choose not to compete certain years.

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Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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When you have read this, you've already read it.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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