Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

there was once a jew

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

the WNBA.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Who is the best person to do your nails with? Nobody, you have no friends.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

what did the man say to the other man? hey

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

Stephen Hawking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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