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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

What? Yes.

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

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Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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