- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

What do you get when you cross Justin Bieber with a chicken? Most likely some kind of singing human-chicken monster, although given the little research done on cross-species splicing, this is a highly improbable circumstance.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What did the doctor say to the man on the nice day? You have cancer. How nice the day was is irrelevant

outside your comfort zone

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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