- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

2 people lived next door to each other. The man said "hi" and so did the other man. What is wrong with this situation. Nothing, just friendly neighbors.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

knock knock whose there? suck my a s s barf

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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