- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Women's rights.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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