Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

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What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

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RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

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How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

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What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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