- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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