- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What do you call a black man? A person

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Two baby seals walk into a club.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

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