- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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