A. Why did the man crash the car? B. Because the driver was a blind man with no arms, who happened to have a psychological problem affecting his brain's ability to detect movement, thus making the car crash.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Yo mama is so fat she has a gym membership and a diet plan to lose weight

You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Justin Bieber.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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