Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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When life throws you lemons, you probably have dyslexia

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Fat people

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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