What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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