- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

were at work systems r down

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

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