- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

The Labour Party.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Knock Knock. Who's there? I don't know, you answer the door.

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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