America

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

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Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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