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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

Why did the teenage girl pee on a stick? She and her boyfriend had foolishly engaged in unprotected sex two weeks before, and she was now concerned that she may be pregnant.

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