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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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