When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

thumb_up thumb_down -23

12 niqqa 12.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

thumb_up thumb_down -23

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

thumb_up thumb_down -23

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

One time at band camp.............that's it........

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops