Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

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Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a tub of KFC

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

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I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

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My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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whats worse than watching your house burn to the ground? Sarah Palin becoming president

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

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Corn Muffins

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I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

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Charlie Sheen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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