- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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