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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

Fine, ladies first.

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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