- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

i found waldo.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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