What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What comes after 69? 70

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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