- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Barack Obama is a good president.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

Who is John Galt?

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

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