- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Exercise

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

YOU

Two guys walk into a bar.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

Manchester City

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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