- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

A woman was at a family reunion and her husband's mother walked in. She has a chocolate allergy so the woman says the her husband,"I need more chocolate!"

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Whats the defination of cruelty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

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