- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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