The world does not deserve our rule, it requires effort, teamwork, respect for oneself and others, tolerance, love, patience, strength, honor, loyalty... ...Face it, people do this because it is far easier to be ruled, than to rule, it is far easier to do as told, than to ask oneself what one desires with ones life. A king that suffers the burden of his people, falls of his throne, a king that enjoys the burdens of his people, creates burden, and grows as people suffer. We cannot change that, maybe we have yet to evolve to that point as humans, or maybe it is time to accept, that we have evolved past this.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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AIDS

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

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Bob: "Did you eat my sandwich?" Alex: "I am your sandwich."

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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THE GAME

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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