Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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