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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

What's the difference between a black preist and a white priest? the color of their skin.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Why did the Hispanic man have drugs in his pocket? He had just gone to the pharmacy.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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