What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

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What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

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he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

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Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Why is it funny when dogs talk ? Answer: they don't

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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Anti Joke

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